Quiz – 🎮 Survive the Hollow

If you woke up in Mutant Hollow, would you make it to morning?

This is your interactive zone for all things apocalyptic survival. From serious guides to satirical fun, this section gives visitors a chance to engage with the horrors we talk about—from the comfort of their phone or tablet.

Here, you’ll find:

Quizzes like “What Kind of Zombie Would You Be?” or “How Long Would You Survive the Outbreak?”
Survival tips based on real epidemiology—like how to build a quarantine shelter or disinfect water in the field.
Satirical gear checklists like “Top 10 Things NOT to Pack for the Zombie Apocalypse” (spoiler: glitter spray doesn’t help).

🧟‍♂️ “How Long Would YOU Survive the Zombie Outbreak?” – Take the quiz!

We also offer downloadable checklists, printable zombie ID cards, and fake government memos from the Mutant Hollow Outbreak Response Team.

🧟‍♀️ How to Survive the Apocalypse (Zombies, Plagues, or Your In-Laws)

So the world’s ended. Again.

Maybe it’s a flesh-eating zombie outbreak, an airborne mycoplasma fungus with a taste for neurons, or just a really bad Tuesday.

Whatever the flavor of apocalypse—undead, infected, or inexplicably slimy—here’s your ultimate survival guide from the paranoid minds behind Mutant Hollow.

🧰 BASIC RULE: Get Sealed. Stay Sealed.

Survival is about isolation, filtration, and not being a delicious, breathy carbon snack for whatever’s roaming outside.

🧪 The Golden Gear:

Tyvek Suit – This isn’t cosplay, it’s your body’s last defense against biological horror. Lightweight, disposable, and makes you look like a government scientist from a sci-fi thriller. 10/10 would recommend.
PAPR (Powered Air-Purifying Respirator) – Basically, a tiny, wearable HEPA filtration system that pumps clean air into your hood. Think of it as your own personal oxygen butler.
- Bonus: Makes you look like a cross between Darth Vader and a CDC action figure.
Nitrile Gloves – Double up. You’ll thank us later when the goo hits the fan.
Boot Covers / Rubber Boots – Because you don’t want zombie bile or mutant fungus crawling up your ankles.
Duct Tape – For sealing glove seams, small rips, or emotionally unstable survivors.

🧼 AIR QUALITY MATTERS

Even if the threat isn’t airborne yet (they always say that right before it mutates), it’s best to assume the air is trying to kill you.

💨 Install a HEPA Filtration System in Your Shelter:

Look for medical-grade HEPA filters (H13 or H14) for maximum particulate blocking power.
Pre-filters can extend life by catching bigger debris like hair, dust, or bits of your last roommate.
Include a positive pressure system to push clean air into your bunker, so outside air doesn’t sneak in uninvited like a nosy aunt.

🛖 BUNKER BASICS: Lock It Up, Throw Away the Key

A proper apocalypse hideaway should have:

One secure entrance (no windows unless you hate living)
An airlock or decontamination chamber
Solar panels or off-grid power (don’t rely on the grid; the grid is toast)
Water filtration (Berkey, LifeStraw, reverse osmosis, or boiling and praying)
Waste disposal (compost toilet, incineration, or “The Pit”)
Noise dampening – because moaning attracts more than just attention

🥫 FOOD & WATER: Become Your Own Grocery Store

You can’t live on canned peaches and Slim Jims forever. (Well, you can. But you’ll hate yourself.)

🌱 Grow Your Own Apocalypse Garden:

Hydroponics or vertical growing setups are great for small, sealed environments.
Potatoes, beans, lettuce, and microgreens thrive indoors with LED grow lights.
Mushrooms – not only delicious but low light and space-efficient. (Just don’t eat the ones that bite back.)

📚 Must-Have Survival Books:

The Humanure Handbook (because poop happens)
Where There Is No Doctor – practical medicine for when Google is gone
Seed to Seed – learn how to save seeds and become your own creepy post-apocalyptic farmer

💉 DIY MEDICINE: The Dr. Quinn Apocalypse Survivalist

You might not be a doctor, but with a solid med kit and a basic understanding of triage, you can at least play one when society collapses.

Apocalypse Medical Supplies:

Broad-spectrum antibiotics (fish antibiotics, in a pinch… yes, really)
Pain relievers, antihistamines, antiseptics
Suture kits (just don’t watch YouTube tutorials with shaky hands)
Splints, wraps, and instruction guides
Duct tape (again)

📺 CULTURE HACKS FROM YOUR FAVORITE APOCALYPSES

Because fiction always finds a way…

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The Walking Dead – Masking Your Scent

Remember when Rick and the gang covered themselves in zombie guts to blend in?

Genius. Gross, but genius. Just don’t fall in a puddle mid-disguise.

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Michonne’s Pet Zombies

Chains + jawless walkers = the ultimate undead bodyguards. Bonus: portable decoys.

(Just make sure your emotional detachment level is very high.)

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Zombieland – The Rules

Rule #1: Cardio

Rule #2: Double Tap

Rule #32: Enjoy the Little Things – like surviving one more day without mutating.

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The Last of Us – Don’t Step on the Wrong Fungi

Spores = death.

Be fungus-aware. Don’t trust the moss. And never follow a trail of mushrooms into a dark tunnel.

☣️ FINAL THOUGHTS: MUTATE OR DIE TRYING

The truth is, if you want to survive the apocalypse, you don’t need to be the strongest, smartest, or most well-armed.

You just need to be paranoid enough to have read this entire post.

Stay weird. Stay filtered. And never trust a fungus with a name you can’t pronounce.

See you on the other side,

🧬 The Mutant Hollow Team

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Zombie Outbreak Survival Checklist

Mutant Hollow Field Edition

✅ Tyvek suit

✅ PAPR with charged battery

✅ Nitrile gloves (double pair)

✅ Duct tape (always)

✅ HEPA filter (check airflow)

✅ Backup flashlight & batteries

✅ Hand-crank radio

✅ 7-day food rations

✅ 5+ gallons of clean water

✅ First-aid kit with antibiotics

✅ Seed packet kit

✅ Apocalypse-proof book list

✅ Portable toilet or compost system

✅ Caffeine pills (optional… or is it?)

✅ One novelty zombie figurine for morale

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Mutant Hollow Outbreak Response Team Memo

TOP SECRET – LEVEL Z CLEARANCE REQUIRED

FROM: Division M.H.O.R.T. (Mutant Hollow Outbreak Response Team)

TO: All Survivors Still Reading

SUBJECT: Unauthorized Outbreak of Pathogen Z (a.k.a. “Cryptid Syndrome – Variant Z”)

Be advised: the situation has… mutated.

Infected individuals now demonstrate coordinated behavior, pack movement, and a troubling affinity for 1980s synth-pop.

All citizens are advised to remain indoors, seal all ventilation systems, and listen to Mutant Hollow for real-time survival intel, cryptid science, and questionable sanity.

May your filters be clean, your gloves unpunctured, and your memes radioactive.

– Commander W. Sporeblood

Department of Cryptid Containment

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Printable Zombie ID Card

(To blend in, confuse survivors, or just for fun.)

Name: __________________________

Infected Since: ________________

Known Symptoms:

☐ Moaning

☐ Stumbling

☐ Flesh cravings