🌍 Finally some peace and quiet—no more emails, traffic, or HOA meetings.

🥩 All-you-can-eat brains for the undead… and keto-friendly survivors!

🏃‍♀️ Mandatory cardio means you’ll finally hit those fitness goals—whether you like it or not.

🧠 Job market’s wide open—turns out “zombie slayer” is a transferable skill.

💀 And best of all? No more small talk. Just moans, groans, and the occasional dramatic chase scene.

Welcome to the apocalypse—where every day is leg day, and deodorant is optional.

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